One stock maven believes that the Wall Street collapse may 
reignite 
  Microsoft's interest in Yahoo. The theory is that Yahoo is now far cheaper 
  and the value of Microsoft cash is relatively undiminished. 
This could well be true, though I still think buying Yahoo is a terrible me-too 
  idea. And Microsoft has recently 
  spent $80 billion buying back its own stock (a better investment than AIG, 
  I dare say). Does Redmond still have the cash to snag Yahoo? And if not, can 
  it borrow that amount in today's market? You tell me at [email protected]. 
By the way, we can no longer call Wall Street types gurus, experts or pundits 
  after losing so much money. I lost the equivalent of a fully equipped BMW 640 
  last week -- what about you? Stories of possessions lost welcome at [email protected].
 
	
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    Tomorrow will be a particularly busy
 
  Patch Tuesday, and once again remote code execution attacks are taking center 
  stage, with no less than four fixes. Active Directory will get plugged, as will 
  Windows Server 2000, Internet Explorer and Office.
 
	
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    It's been a bit of secret how much Microsoft has been pushing SQL Server 2005 
  and 2008 as a business intelligence (BI) platform. But Microsoft doesn't want 
  it to be such a secret anymore, and has a range of 
new 
  features to increase the IQ of BI in the next rev of SQL Server. Topping 
  the list? New reporting and analysis services aimed not just at BI gurus, but 
  rank-and-file managers and information workers. 
Like any important initiative in Redmond, it may take a while, but eventually 
  Microsoft usually gains a leadership position. Who knows? It may even happen 
  some day for the Zune!
 
	
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     It might not be a reversal of XP's death sentence, but if reports are to be 
  believed, XP did at least get a 
six-month 
  reprieve and won't be yanked from OEM hands until July 2009. 
Some say this is a bunch of hooey, but whether or not Microsoft has formally 
  made the decision, I have to believe the company will offer XP as long as humanly 
  possible. After all, people want it, Microsoft gets paid for it and the monopoly 
  remains intact. Where's the downside? There isn't one.
Tell me where I'm wrong (yeah, I stole that line from Bill-O) at [email protected].
 
	
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     Here's one more scareware story to cap off the week. At least in this one, the 
  user learns his lesson:
   I have a boss, the company vice president yet, who has a bad habit of 
    going places on the Internet that he shouldn't and clicking on things better 
    left unclicked. In the past, I have been able to clean some of the scareware 
    off his system, but the last couple of times I couldn't. The scareware folks 
    had gotten smarter. The first thing they did was disable anything I could 
    use to get rid of their work, such as Task Manager, the Run box, any malware 
    or anti-virus products it could find, and even access to the c: drive (they 
    hid it).
   I basically told him that I couldn't get rid of the crap and that it 
    would take me two days to reformat and reload his machine...two days during 
    which he would have no access to his e-mail or anything else. Since the second 
    two-day outage, he has been behaving himself much better.
    -Phil
Readers share their thoughts on the "Vista 
  Capable" logo lawsuit and the fuss over hardware requirements:
   This is much ado about nothing. I've been in the industry for over 25 
    years and every edition of Windows which has ever shipped has needed twice 
    the minimum RAM requirements to "get by" and four times that number 
    to perform well. Vista is no different. 
   For instance: XP requirements were a 300MHz Pentium II with 128MB of 
    RAM but it had to have an 800MHz Pentium 3 and 256MB of RAM to work OK and 
    512MB to run well. Vista requires an 800MHz Pentium 3 and 512MB to run but 
    has to have a 1GHz Pentium 4 HT and 1GB of RAM to work OK and 2GB of RAM to 
    run well. Nothing new here. That doesn't change the fact that Microsoft oversold 
    Vista's new features and failed to get its ISVs and OEMs on board before going 
    RTM. Missing the 2006 holiday season didn't help, either. That said, with 
    any system sold today, Vista will run very well with 2GB of RAM.
    -Marc
  Specs on today's hardware are most impressive, particularly when you consider 
    the low prices. The only thing more impressive is current Microsoft software's 
    ability to drag it down. At first, I was thinking the hardware makers were 
    inflating their claims, but if you run old benchmark programs on the new machines, 
    the numbers are off the charts! Same thing if you load Win2K Pro or Win98 
    on a modern machine. They boot so fast, you'll miss it if you yawn. And Win98 
    shuts down so fast that you can't even get your finger away from the button! 
    
   So what exactly is Vista doing when (after a fresh install) it takes 
    many minutes to boot on a triple-core 2.3Ghz machine with 2GB of memory?
    -Robert 
Doug suggested yesterday that when it comes to prices, PCs have greater appeal 
  to the Joe Six-Packs of the world than Apple. One reader agrees: 
   I believe you might be showing your conservative values with that Joe 
    Six-Pack statement. Good for you.
    
    I agree with you. I went to get an MP3 player/radio for working out. iPod: 
    $120. Radio tuner: another $50. Phillips player with radio that has the same 
    memory and half the size: $60. I may get an iPod for my kids if my arm is 
    twisted, but for me, no thank you.
    -Joe "Six-Pack"
And finally, Mailbag gets political! Here are a few of your thoughts on the 
  presidential candidates and the current economy:
  In response to your query regarding the economic savvy of either of the 
    anointed presidential candidates, all I can do is laugh. Both are completely 
    freaking clueless about most things, in my opinion, but especially about the 
    economy. As were all other candidates from both parties except one: Congressman 
    Ron Paul. He's the only one who could get former Federal Reserve Chairman 
    Alan Greenspan to sweat during committee testimony and the only one who can 
    not only explain the issues, he predicted the current fiasco and took steps 
    to avoid it. 
   Google "Ron Paul" and read his writings. Easier yet, do a search 
    on YouTube and listen to him explain his philosophy. The man is short on sound 
    bites but long on substance. Here's 
    a place to start your education.
    -J.C.
  It has become painfully obvious to me that our country has been hijacked 
    by some of the most vile, evil people imaginable who care not one iota about 
    the middle class, lower class or even upper class. They are the 'elites' and 
    they have done a really good job of creating a system that rewards criminals 
    and punishes people who are good. They have ruined the U.S. economy and I 
    personally don't want to play a rigged game. It is laughable that there are 
    so many willing slaves.
    -M.J.A.
Let us know what you think! Leave a comment below or send an e-mail to [email protected].
 
	
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    This isn't the first time this newsletter has warned about the need for better 
  virtualization security. The whole issue is that virtualization is a relatively 
  new form of computing (and yes, I do know IBM mainframes were virtualized in 
  1968), and many security tools haven't kept up. Add to that the fact that a 
  single virtualized server can act as dozens of machines. Compromise that server 
  and you can compromise the whole shooting match. 
A new survey by security vendor nCircle Inc. shows just 
  how nervous IT is. About half of those polled don't trust security in virtual 
  environments. Meanwhile, Shavlik surveyed VMworld attendees, and while 80 percent 
  of these folks are very concerned about the issue, only about a third have taken 
  concrete steps to secure virtual servers.
 
	
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    Last week, I 
wrote 
  about scareware, those pesky pop-ups that claim your PC is infected. Click 
  the pop-up and you're either buying security or performance software you don't 
  need and doesn't even work, or your machine is now infected and ready to cash 
  it in. 
I've been getting plenty of horror stories -- you can check out a few of them 
  in yesterday's 
  Mailbag section -- but the topic also prompted me to write a feature story...and 
  that's where you can help. Drop me a note at [email protected] 
  and tell me how you or one of your company's machines was compromised by scareware. 
  I'm also very interested in how to prevent the pop-ups and repair the damage 
  they do. You could well be quoted in a future issue of Redmond magazine.
 
	
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    Scareware victims have been 
venting 
  to us 
all 
  week. Here are some more of your thoughts, including some praise for Vista's 
  scareware-fighting tactics:
   My own laptop became infected and I could not even turn my Office on! 
    I turned the machine off and prayed I would not have to format it. A colleague 
    sent me this 
    link and it worked well. I have not had a problem since running the malware 
    removal software.
    -Susan
  Regarding your scareware item, I am a system admin responsible for over 
    40 Vista machines. I've had Vista deployed since March 2007 with User Access 
    Control enabled. The users don't have administrator rights to their box. I 
    haven't had a single virus or malware incident reported by my users or by 
    Symantec AntiVirus.
   You tend to bad-mouth Vista in many of your articles, but you can put 
    me down as one admin that loves it because the users can't mess it up.
    -Ken
  Oddly enough, I can give some support to Vista on this one. After having 
    set up a computer that I was not concerned about, I decided to put Vista to 
    the test. I went to any number of search engines and started searching for 
    any site that I thought might give me a nasty bug. I finally found one. I 
    allowed the system to accept whatever was being offered despite Windows Defender 
    screaming at me not to do it. Yup, I was then infected. Symantec AV was helpless 
    against this new computer corrupter that I picked up and Vista sure hated 
    it, as well. Ended up just rebuilding the system.
   This along with another experience I had taught me one lesson: My system 
    is more secure with Windows Defender on and without Symantec AV than the other 
    way around (as you're not supposed to run AV with Defender on). To date, I 
    haven't seen anything to prove me wrong. Now, I'm sure there are others who 
    have had the opposite experience, and I'd like to hear from them. That way, 
    I'll know where not to go as well. The additional experience was that I ran 
    a test computer for around three months with Defender and no AV. I then installed 
    AV and ran a scan. No virus. Two weeks later I had a virus; my Defender was 
    turned off. But hey, maybe that's because I'm not using Forefront/Antigen, 
    right?
    -Jacob
  I wrote an article re-infecting a VM with a sample malware I obtained 
    from a client's machine, and documented all the corners of the VM that were 
    infected. See it here.
    -David
A recent story about Mac Pros emitting 
  a bad smell that may or may not be benzene prompted Doug to ask readers 
  whether they fear their gadgets. One reader is keeping a wary eye on his phone:
   My phone might not be popping popcorn but it sure is sending strong signals 
    into my head. I am sure the Bluetooth isn't much better. Sometimes I feel 
    like one of the fish in the water by the nuclear tower in the "Simpsons" 
    after the nuclear waste has oozed in.
    -Anonymous
And while hotel Internet connections are getting 
  a bad rap for being unsecure, John thinks they're not that dangerous. In 
  fact, they could be worse:
   Want to talk about really unsafe connections? Some workers hit the strip 
    clubs. Maybe these clubs should offer hot spots...umm, never mind. Seriously, 
    though -- as long as you have proper security on your laptop and only enter 
    information on secure Web sites with certificates, it is no more vulnerable 
    than your home network.
    -John
Tell us what you think! Leave a comment below or send an e-mail to [email protected].
 
	
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    Steve Ballmer defended himself, it seems, even more than his own company in 
  a class-action lawsuit over "Vista Capable" logos. Many consumers 
  are angry after buying a Vista Capable Computer (I call them VCCs) only to find 
  out it only ran lower-end versions of the OS. And sometimes, even that was a 
  stretch. 
Ballmer claims 
  he was out of the loop and not part of the logo decision. I believe him. 
  Heck, this guy is busier than Paris Hilton at an all-male revue! But Ballmer's 
  reasonable excuse doesn't excuse the misleading logo program itself. Consumers 
  and the fee-hungry lawyers (who'll get most of the award, anyway) are right 
  on this one.
I have a feeling Microsoft has learned a lesson on Vista and that, in fact, 
  Windows 7 will be far better. And if it is, the glorious economics that are 
  the PC market will continue to shine. Here's an example of those economics: 
  I'm willing to help buy Mac laptops for my kids Lauren, David and Nick, but 
  can't bring myself to shell out $1,100 for a low-end Mac lapper of my own. That's 
  Apple's problem, and the PC's Main Street, blue-collar, Joe Six-Pack advantage. 
Are you impressed or blasé about the price to power ratio of today's 
  PCs. Vote yea or nay at [email protected].
 
	
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    Public relations folks come in all shapes, sizes and levels of professionalism. 
  Sometimes, I get calls from a newbie clearly reading tech-speak from a script. 
  Other times, a trusted longtime pro calls me with information that's of 100 
  percent interest to my readers. Often, the level of creativity is less than 
  that of a Backstreet Boys song. 
Then there are the moments of true cleverness. I would've never written about 
  the company Secure 
  Computing this week were it not for PR spin-meister Richard Mulligan, who 
  told me that when it comes to spam, "Obama" beats "McCain" 
  by a factor of 6-to-1 (there's six times as much Obama-related spam as there 
  is about McCain), and that "Sarah Palin" slightly edged out "Joe 
  Biden" in the same category -- don't ya know!
I have no idea what this all really means or how it helps Secure Computing 
  sell security products, but it was kind of fun. 
What should each candidate do to help our tech and IT sector? Well-thought-out 
  thoughts welcome at [email protected].
 
	
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    If you're one of the richest -- if not 
the richest -- men in the universe, 
  then a little thing like a near-stock market collapse isn't such a big deal. 
  Bill could lose $50 billion and still have enough to control Third World economies, 
  give Paris Hilton a clothing allowance and buy everyone in America a six-pack 
  of Pabst.
Even though Gates lives in a very different world, I trust his economic judgment. 
  (I try not to be political here, but does either major presidential candidate 
  understand anything about the economy or how to reduce our federal deficit? 
  You tell me at [email protected].) 
  Gates, despite losing billions this week, believes 
  in the fundamental strength of our capitalist system and doesn't even think 
  a recession is coming. Say it's so, Bill!
 
	
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    Everyone, it seems, has a different way of passing their time in a hotel. Some 
  hit the town, many hit the restaurants, a lot hit the bars and more than a few 
  hit the pay-per-view. And some of us try to get some work done, and use the 
  wireless or Ethernet connections at $12.95 a day to connect to the home office. 
But like the food in the restaurants or some of the creeps in the bars, these 
  connections aren't 
  always safe. It seems hotels are far more interested in collecting their 
  fees than in protecting your machine. Many of these Ethernet networks are hubs 
  that are completely unsecured. And the wireless ain't much better -- most are 
  also simple hubs.
 
	
Posted by Doug Barney on October 07, 20080 comments