The Mac: Cheap Vistas Need Not Apply

I am more than a mite dumbfounded over the news that only high-end versions of Vista will be authorized to run on Intel-based Macintosh computers. Through Boot Camp, Parallels and other forms of virtualization, there is nothing technical stopping you from running XP, Vista, heck, even Windows ME on a new Mac.

But Microsoft is putting its foot down on Vista, only allowing the $300 Business edition or the $400 Ultimate to run. That's a huge hunk of change for an OS you'll only run half the time.

Microsoft argues that the lower-end versions are a security risk in these virtualized environments. I wonder what Redmond has to say about running Vista Basic under its own virtual PC?

Posted by Doug Barney on February 27, 20070 comments


No Surprise Here: Cuba Loves Open Source

Cuba is giving Microsoft the heave-ho and moving as fast as humanly possible (or as fast as a slow-moving communist government can) toward open source. Besides thumbing its nose at the capitalist Microsoft, Fidel apparently believes that Microsoft products present a real security threat, that somehow Redmond is in cahoots with the U.S. to spy on Cuba through secret software hooks.

Posted by Doug Barney on February 27, 20070 comments


Licensing Made Simple -- Right!

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand Microsoft licensing; you just have to be a Harvard MBA and an MIT Ph.D. in statistics!

Let me tell you, this stuff is complicated. I studied the subject for weeks with the help of gurus like Scott Braden, now a Redmondmag.com columnist. I then wrote two large articles dissecting licensing and discussing negotiation ("SA Exposed" and "Negotiating with Microsoft"), but I'm still confused in many ways.

Microsoft is trying to simplify licensing, not by actually simplifying the licensing, but by improving tools to help customers makes choices, including the Microsoft Product Licensing Advisor and the Forrester ROI tool.

Here's a bit of free advice for you: Take the Forrester ROI analyzer with a huge pile of salt. If you use it, or have a salesperson try to run you through it, make sure you build in negative assumptions along with all the positive ones.

Posted by Doug Barney on February 26, 20070 comments


Gates the Younger Not 'Net Addicted

Bill Gates may have the OS, the browser, Web services, games and a whole bunch of sites, but that doesn't mean his kids can spend all day in front of a screen. Gates and his wife strictly limit the amount of time the kids spend online.

Like any other average parent, Gates says the kids can do whatever they want -- once they're 18!

Do you limit your kids? If so, tell us how at [email protected].

Posted by Doug Barney on February 26, 20070 comments


The Dark Side

When journalists move to PR or marketing, it's called "going to the dark side." I'm not sure what you call it when an independent analyst becomes a Microsoft shill -- hopefully, you can at least call it a pay raise.

Former analyst Michael Gartenberg -- by all accounts a good and smart guy -- is now a Redmond product evangelist (I've always been a bit offended by the evangelist title, not for its religious connotations, but because it just seems so darn arrogant).

As soon as the news broke, critics crawled out of the woodwork saying Gartenberg was hired to dispense disinformation.

I say it's a free country and if a smart guy wants to get paid for explaining Microsoft's virtues, then good for him. Tell me where I'm wrong at [email protected].

Posted by Doug Barney on February 26, 20070 comments


YouTube: Be Careful What You Post

I love motorcycles (I have 14 of the darn things), but I hate certain people that ride them. I hate middle-aged men who buy a Harley as their first motorcycle and then claim that rice burners stink (these are the same guys that slam on their rear brakes when confronted by an obstacle that they promptly hit).

But more than that, I hate nuts on high-powered sport bikes that wheelie down the road wearing shorts and T-shirts, endangering themselves and all the cars they pass along the way.

One such moron got his just desserts in the U.K. Jeremy Parrot filmed himself pulling every knucklehead stunt in the book, then put the video up on YouTube. Can you say busted?

Posted by Doug Barney on February 21, 20070 comments


The Onion's Take on Vista (Halfway Funny)

The Onion is the epitome of American satire today. While not as side-splitting as the old National Lampoons I hid from my mother in the '70s (so she wouldn't steal them for herself), the Onion has a subtlety lost in the new generation of rude, crude, lewd and obvious humor.

In the Onion's list of the top eight Vista features, the first five are all snoozes, and the last three a hoot!

Posted by Doug Barney on February 21, 20070 comments


The Word Exploit Is Out

A week after fixing a few major Word zero-day vulnerabilities, Microsoft is fessing up to another one. This hole is only in older versions, specifically Office XP and Office 2000, and like the recently patched problem, can let a hacker take over your computer. Redmond is working on a fix as we speak.

Posted by Doug Barney on February 21, 20070 comments


How To Load Vista (Mildly Funny)

I used to enjoy the "Opie and Anthony" show when it was on the radio in Worcester, Mass. They played music, made a few jokes and pulled a few pranks. Now that they have replaced Howard Stern, they feel compelled to talk for five hours a day, putting me to sleep after I've just woken up!

Anthony is actually the funny one and recently ran into some problems moving to Vista, which he chronicles in this almost amusing clip (trust me, this guy can be much funnier than this item indicates).

Posted by Doug Barney on February 21, 20070 comments


SQL Server 2005 Gets Vista/Office 2007 Hooks

After years of slogging, Microsoft has turned the old SQL Server code it got from Sybase into a major database competitor. Now SQL Server 2005 is an even closer member of the Microsoft family by virtue of its new ties to Excel 2007, Visio 2007 and Vista.

All these hooks come courtesy of SQL Server 2005 SP2.

Posted by Doug Barney on February 21, 20070 comments


Ubuntu Better than Vista?

OK, OK. I write about my kids a lot (they keep track so I have to mention them all equally). Here's another item courtesy of a young Barney, this one from 13-year-old David (for equality's sake, I need to point out that he has an older sister, Lauren, and a younger brother, Nick).

Dave, a Mac and Linux bigot, found a little story about a kid whose dad wanted him to get and install Vista. Instead the kid installed Ubuntu, and the dad has been raving about it ever since!

Posted by Doug Barney on February 20, 20077 comments


Now Open Source Is the Proprietary One?

Microsoft could have used OpenDoc, the file format for OpenOffice and other apps, as the file format for Office 2007, but that just wouldn't be right. Microsoft wants it own file formats for market control, and so that the file formats can handle anything Microsoft apps need them to.

And so it is that we have OpenOffice XML, a Microsoft format that others can use, along with an open source translator that can convert Microsoft files into OpenDoc.

I guess that makes Microsoft open -- open enough to criticize OpenDoc backer IBM for being closed!

In an open letter, Redmond accuses Armonk of trying to hold back Open XML in favor of OpenDoc. Can't all monopolies just get along?

Posted by Doug Barney on February 20, 20070 comments