Icahn Edges Closer to Yahoo Control

I didn't see this coming. Yahoo has actually given in to corporate raider Carl Icahn , and is allowing him and two others of his choosing to join the Yahoo board. Icahn now controls three out of the 11 seats.

As owner of 5 percent of Yahoo shares, it makes sense to have Icahn on the board. Then again, he's actively trying to dismantle the company. If I were the Yahoo chairman, I'd treat Icahn like a Mexican jalapeno and steer clear!

Posted by Doug Barney on July 22, 20080 comments


Mailbag: If You Ran VMware

Doug asked readers recently what they would do if they ran VMware and needed to take on Hyper-V's pricing (read: free). Here are some of your suggestions:

What would I do if I was VMware? PANIC.
-Anonymous

Well, I would ultimately slash the price of the ESX products, give away the Workstation and servers for free (but have fees for support), add more hardware vendor support or alliance, and publish more books or best practice guide documents.
-Cornelio

Here is a plan for VMware: Provide a hypervisor and a VM maker for home users. Servers are where the money's at, but if you want users to keep your name, you have to provide the same wares at home. Well, maybe not the same, but something that will transfer readily between work and home.

What I envision is a VM platform that would allow a home user to run one or more OSes independent of the hardware. When it's time to upgrade your hardware to a better system, you just package up your system as-is, copy it somewhere (online storage, DVD, whatever), get your new machine and drop it down. How many people are forced to move to Vista (for example) because they got a new laptop? If it were a VMware microkernel, they could just mount their old OS on a new system -- no fuss, no settings to reset, no new or significant nuances to learn. No doubt people would pay a PC premium for this ease of use, and it would knock down Microsoft significantly as it cannot force a vendor to upgrade to its new OS package since any VMware-ready machine would be OS-independent.
-Tom

A price increase might work for Smirnoff vodka, but it won't work for software. It's the death knell for VMware. Just ask your corporate managers who will force you to go with the lower-cost alternative -- especially from a name-brand vendor like Microsoft.
-Mike

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Posted by Doug Barney on July 22, 20080 comments


BlackEyeBerry

Research in Motion just plugged a hole in its BlackBerry that could allow hackers to use PDFs to break into BlackBerry servers. The company suggests that customers patch by moving to BlackBerry Enterprise Server version 4.1, service pack 6 for Exchange.

I have a BlackBerry and love the e-mail. I hate, though, the way it deals with attachments -- or doesn't deal with attachments. Talk about a kludge. No wonder so many are switching to the iPhone.

Posted by Doug Barney on July 22, 20080 comments


Jobs May Be Ill

Rumors have been circulating that Steve Jobs was ill when he showed up to the latest iPhone debut looking thin and gaunt. Apple reps claimed that Jobs was getting over the flu, but rumors persisted, especially since Jobs was diagnosed with cancer of the pancreas several years ago.

Wall Street flipped out over the rumors that Jobs is seriously ill after the company refused to talk about his health on a recent earnings call. Investors promptly started dumping the high-flying stock.

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Posted by Doug Barney on July 22, 20080 comments


Software Has Been Berry, Berry Good

As Chico Escuela might say, software has been berry, berry good to Microsoft. And despite the over-hyped Google threat, Microsoft keeps printing money faster than the U.S. mint (though slower than a Chinese bank these days).

Case in point: the most recent fiscal year wherein Redmond brought in over $60 billion (and by Redmond, I mean the company, not the magazine, unfortunately).

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Posted by Doug Barney on July 21, 20080 comments


Google: The New Microsoft?

I've pointed out many times -- some may say too many times -- that Google has too much power. It knows too much about us (and this is only getting worse), has too much control over Web advertising (which it somehow achieves without creating any of its own content) and now it wants to completely corner the market on Web ads with a proposed deal with Yahoo More

Posted by Doug Barney on July 21, 20080 comments


A Live Mesh Sellout

Some developers interested in trying out the beta of Live Mesh are a bit disappointed. No, not in the software -- in their ability to get it. It seems there's a waiting list to get the test software.

I've read up on Live Mesh and still don't completely get it. Here's what I think I know: Live Mesh isn't a product, but a set of tools that let developers build applications. These applications are designed not just to share data across the Internet, but keep it synchronized, as well. This is a very Lotus Notes-ian concept, which used replication to sync end user machines with databases stored on servers.

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Posted by Doug Barney on July 21, 20080 comments


VMware Price Hike?

There's an old story about economics that I think my dad once told me. It seems that Smirnoff vodka was losing market share to its lower-priced rival, Wolfschmidt, back in the '60s. Instead of slashing its prices to match those of Wolfschmidt, Smirnoff did something no one expected: It raised 'em. All of a sudden, Smirnoff was a premium brand, and sales rose.

Apparently, VMware is the Smirnoff to Hyper-V's Wolfschmidt. Over in Europe, VMware is raising prices, at the exact same time that a nearly free Hyper-V is coming to market.

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Posted by Doug Barney on July 17, 20080 comments


Mailbag: Microsoft Plays Monopoly

Microsoft is sounding an alarm over the Google/Yahoo ad deal, calling it a monopoly in the making. Coming from Microsoft, this might be ironic -- but not that surprising:

Ironic? No, it's about time. Turnabout is fair play.
-Anonymous

This is just as ironic as when IBM got to finger-pointing at Microsoft during the Microsoft monopoly hearings. Youngsters might not remember IBM's own monopoly issues, but the rest of us do.
-Stan

What goes around comes around. I think Microsoft is justified using the same arguments that have been used against it -- and the results should be the same if the legal systems are balanced as they claim.
-Anonymous

Microsoft's enemies have used the monopoly chip against them and now they want to turn the tables on Google. Having politicians and the courts involved in this is not good for the consumer's pocket book or for technology innovation. I trust the market to make the corrections needed.
-Tom

After reading your comments about Microsoft, the potential Google/Yahoo deal and the words "monopoly" and "ironic" in your column, another word immediately came to my mind: HYPOCRITE. Kind of like the pot calling the kettle black. Just like a terrorist calling the United States a bunch of murderers. Kinda of like sending a fat, overweight U.S. senator overseas to a Third World nation to investigate their poverty and hunger. Tennessee Williams said it best in "The Rose Tattoo," Act 3: "The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!"

How long before we see Microsoft changing its trademark to a guy wearing a black hat, a tuxedo and a monocle?
-Les

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Posted by Doug Barney on July 17, 20080 comments


Heckling iPhone Fans

The Apple crowd is a pretty loyal lot. These are the folks that line up whenever there's a hot new Mac, iPhone or Steve Jobs sighting.

One TV reporter, though, mistook this crowd for the Dungeons & Dragons-type folks that camp out waiting for the next PlayStation or Nintendo. This TV reporter thought Apple fans were pimple-faced losers with no social skills -- and no guts.

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Posted by Doug Barney on July 17, 20080 comments


Containing the Cloud

Cloud computing may not take over our entire world of computing, but it's clearly going to represent a large chunk of how we conduct business. And that has some rather huge security implications .

For one, all these service companies need to ensure that their software -- and your data -- is safe. This means that the security software market is going to be less about anti-virus on your PC and more about anti-hacker on huge server farms.

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Posted by Doug Barney on July 17, 20080 comments


Mailbag: Uh-Oh-XML

On the topic of Microsoft's OOXML file format, Angus has an interesting question:

How is OOXML a standard when even Microsoft's own Office suite does not yet fully support it?
-Angus

In the wake of the WSUS glitch that Microsoft eventually fixed, Doug asked readers whether they value a patch's stability more than its speed. Most of you went with the former:

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Posted by Doug Barney on July 16, 20080 comments