Talk about a dubious distinction. Microsoft last year gained top honors as the 
  
most-hacked 
  instant messaging client of 2007. According to some quick and dirty Internet 
  research (read: this information could be wildly inaccurate!), AOL has by far 
  the most IM market share, with Microsoft coming in second with roughly half 
  the number of users. 
If MSN is the most hacked, there are only two reasonable theories. First, it's 
  easier to hack MSN than other clients, or second, it's just more fun to hack 
  a Microsoft product. I'd go with the latter!
 
	
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    In the early days of programming, you had a language and typed in instructions. 
  One of the biggest transformations came in the form of integrated development 
  environments (IDEs). In both cases, the software is still written largely by 
  scratch (with a few libraries tucked in) and assume the platform is either a 
  PC OS or a Web browser. 
The newest approach is far different. The newest approach assumes that there's 
  a back-end platform, not just in the form of an operating system, browser or 
  software like e-commerce, but actual stuff -- servers, storage and even customers! 
This is the pitch Google, eBay and Amazon are making 
  to corporate developers. They want corporate developers to build apps that 
  tap into the Google/Amazon/eBay cloud, services and infrastructure. Sounds like 
  a pretty cool head start.
 
	
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    Tomorrow may be the most relaxing Patch Tuesday ever, as it's a 
nearly 
  patch-free Patch Tuesday. Only two fixes are currently on tap. One is for 
  a flaw that can let a hacker gain super-user status on Windows 2000, XP or Vista. 
  The other is for another remote execution exploit. 
Don't ignore these two patches, but at least it shouldn't ruin your whole day!
 
	
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    This story I'm about to tell makes me sweat, brings chills to my spine and has 
  me madder than a flea on a freshly shaven poodle. You see, I spent well over 
  a decade breaking news, which meant I told things well before IBM, Microsoft 
  or Lotus wanted me to. I never heard one complaint -- and this is after my stories 
  moved market caps by hundreds of millions and, in one case, over a billion dollars. 
If I'd been covering Apple, I may have had a less pleasant experience. Apple, 
  for all its touchy-feely, hippy-dippy, Volvo-driving, fancy-wine-drinking image, 
  has a view of freedom of speech and personal privacy that would make Mahmoud 
  Ahmadinejad proud. 
Here are three examples. I recently spent time -- way too much time -- at an 
  Apple retailer. They call the sales reps Apple Geniuses, but after one guy told 
  me it would cost $500 to replace a DC-inboard that I know costs $50, I changed 
  the name to Apple Imbeciles. Then it took five phone calls to actually get them 
  to a ship a replacement for a battery that could possibly catch on fire. And 
  I soon learned that none of these Apple Imbeciles gave out their phone numbers, 
  so reaching someone required all of my social-engineering skills. 
While at the Apple store, I casually asked what kind of machines were expected 
  at the Macworld show this January. The imbecile told me that Apple would fire 
  anyone that discussed future products.
I must be mad; I've wasted 244 words complaining without getting to the real 
  point. 
Point No. 2 is that Apple sued and recently settled with a college kid who 
  owned a Web site that had the audacity to talk about unannounced products. Under 
  the settlement, thinksecret.com 
  will "retire." As a journalist, I'm appalled -- and now more appreciative 
  of Microsoft's more mature attitude. 
Next I found out (thanks to Tom's Hardware) that Apple has shut 
  down a thread discussing problems with its 20- and 24-inch iMacs. If you 
  post a complaint, all forum visitors see is an error message.
But Apple backers counter that the thread is still open (an old version is), 
  and that only true flames were deleted. In fact, I found a thread focusing on 
  iMac display problems, so perhaps Tom's is being a bit rough on Apple.
 
	
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    At this week's Consumer Electronics Show (CES), Bill Gates gave what he said 
  was his final keynote, as he's retiring from full-time Microsoft work this summer.
In the speech, Gates gave his vision for the future 
  of personal computing, one where mice and keyboards are replaced by natural 
  language and touch (maybe he's been inspired by the iPhone).
But the best part was a video 
  showing Gates' last day, starring George Clooney and Bono. 
The writers must read Barney's Rubble, as the video showed Gates vying for 
  a role on this year's presidential ticket. As my column did over a year ago, 
  observers noted the fact that Bill's retirement coincides with the next presidential 
  term. Of course, you heard it here 
  first, long before "Dilbert" writer Scott Adams took all the credit.
 
	
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    There's a huge debate raging about just how well XP and Vista exploit our new 
  generation of dual and multicore systems. 
Critics argue that Vista does little to take advantage of additional cores. 
  And because most multicore systems run at slower clock-speeds, apps can actually 
  run more slowly. (Do you run dual or multicore desktops? If so, are they faster 
  than old-style single-cores? Let me know by writing me at [email protected].)
While Microsoft says little about Vista's multicore support (after a week of 
  solid research, I still haven't gotten any clear answers and have found some 
  contradictory information on Microsoft.com), Apple is touting how Leopard was 
  designed for multicore. Leopard apparently has a multicore-optimized network 
  stack and a scheduler to distribute work across cores.
But perhaps the best way to exploit multicore is to write apps with multiprocessing 
  in mind. And here, perhaps, RapidMind can help. The company has a development 
  system where programmers define which parts of the software is to be multithreaded, 
  and then RapidMind automatically makes these components run against whatever 
  cores are available. Originally for Linux and Windows, RapidMind today is announcing 
  support 
  for the Mac.
 
	
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    Google is vying for a 
chunk 
  of the wireless spectrum that supports Internet access and mobile phone 
  use, and is offering over $4.5 billion for it (chump change for the Google-izers!). 
This is just one more indication that Google wants to do for wireless what 
  it's done for the Internet: Stake out a colossal market position and make everyone 
  else try to catch up (hmm, sounds like Google's copying Microsoft here!). The 
  neat thing about this is that Google wouldn't likely take a traditional approach, 
  but -- like Apple did with the iPhone -- surprise us all. 
But this all might fizzle out. Anyone remember Google's bold plan to offer 
  wireless to all of San Francisco?
 
	
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    Microsoft is beginning to make some real moves in the area of Unified Communications 
  (UC) with real products, real partnerships and a real chance to finally get 
  this UC train rolling. 
Many might argue that other vendors, particularly those in the networking space, 
  invented UC and Microsoft merely jumped on the bandwagon. And they'd be right 
  -- except that these vendors never really lit a match under the concept the 
  way Microsoft has. So, tough beans!
Now Microsoft is rolling out its secret weapon: developers. Late last week, 
  Microsoft introduced a raft 
  of UC development tools for the enterprise. That's the icing on the cake, 
  as UC only becomes interesting when it's been tweaked for a particular use.
What do you think about Microsoft's UC strategy? Send me your thoughts at [email protected].
 
	
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    Every time I miss a deadline, I blame a system crash -- and as a Windows user, 
  they usually buy it. When I was a teen, whenever my friends crashed their cars, 
  they always pointed to faulty brakes or a messed up steering system (it was 
  always messed up steering, but it was the idiot steering, not the steering mechanism!). 
Well, in the great tradition of "My dog ate my homework," a South 
  Korean man blamed 
  an exploding cell phone for the death of a co-worker. Turns out the co-worker 
  was hit with a drilling truck. Maybe Phil Spector can use this one if he has 
  a second trial.
Fess up -- have you ever blamed technology for something that had a completely 
  unrelated explanation (like an out-of-control drilling truck)? Send me your 
  stories at [email protected].
 
	
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    Now's a great time to be a Microsoft Certified Professional. Salaries are climbing 
  steadily, and there are always plenty of things to either fix or configure. 
  And Microsoft is taking pains to treat MCPs right, announcing last week a raft 
  of 
new 
  benefits for the certified crowd. 
MCPs can now find peers through a new directory, set up their own Web pages 
  (sort of like MySpace for geeks), get Knowledge Base articles and download certification 
  logos to spruce up resumes, business cards and marketing materials. Good stuff.
Are you an MCP? Are you satisfied with the certification's new benefits, or 
  should Microsoft do more to keep MCPs happy? Tell me what you think at [email protected].
 
	
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    IBM and Microsoft haven't truly gotten along since they split up over OS/2 versus 
  Windows. Now, 
the 
  battle continues as IBM pitches Linux and Power6-based servers against Dell 
  and HP servers running Windows. 
On the development side, IBM runs with Rational (which supports Eclipse) and 
  WebSphere (which competes with Microsoft IIS).
But unlike in decades past, IBM is all about openness and standards. That may 
  be one reason why IBM hooked up with Mainsoft to make sure that .NET and SharePoint 
  work with the IBM WebSphere portal.
 
	
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    Microsoft's new hypervisor, (formerly called Viridian, and now Hyper-V) is nearly 
  a year away, but Redmond is already prepping support services, including a new 
  program to certify that 
third-party 
  tools work with Hyper-V. 
The virtualization market is in its infancy (even though you old mainframers 
  will tell me IBM big iron has had virtual machines for decades), so it's crucial 
  to prove what works with what. 
In fact, the real battle will be for ISVs. Major virtualization companies are 
  building platforms, entire stacks of virtual technologies. Whoever can get the 
  most third-party support may ultimately become the platform. While Microsoft 
  is a genius at building third-party markets (and then tearing down the most 
  profitable pieces), VMware has a clear headstart.
Send your virtualization war stories to me at [email protected].
 
	
Posted by Doug Barney on November 26, 20070 comments