Cloud computing is supposed to save us all tons of dough. You do away with your 
  servers, disks, interconnects and air conditioners, and run all your software 
  over the wire from a cloud. You presumably save on hardware, energy and management.
But cloud services don't magically configure themselves or keep themselves 
  up-to-date. Some, like BitCurrent analyst Alistair Croll (I imagine Alistair 
  with a pipe, a smoking jacket and a shelf full of dusty old books), believe 
  it can actually be more 
  difficult and expensive to manage this remote software. Not only will admins 
  have to administer this software, but their companies may add more and more 
  applications to the mix -- increasing complexity and admin time.
Do you care about clouds? Have you found any good Web sites that cover cloud 
  services or teach you how to build your own clouds? URLs welcome at [email protected].
 
	
Posted by Doug Barney on September 22, 20080 comments
          
	
 
            
                
                
 
    
    
	
    Doug may be sad to see the Gates-Seinfeld commercials go, but James thinks the 
  whole endeavor was a failure from the get-go:
  I saw the first commercial and thought, "Wow, that has to be the 
    lamest commercial I have ever seen! They should fire whichever agency sold 
    'em that load of crap." Then I saw the second commercial and I realized 
    why Vista sucks so bad. It's because Microsoft has a bunch of morons working 
    for it. If it can't see how lame those commercials were, they should all be 
    fired and bring in some people with enough sense to say, "Hey, those 
    commercials suck, let's go hire that company that made the Apple ads. At least 
    they have a sense of humor."
   Now I hear that Microsoft is scrapping the Seinfeld commercials because 
    they "accomplished what they wanted," which I guess was proving 
    that MS is out of touch with reality. OK, so tell me another one. More like 
    Microsoft finally saw that people were only laughing at how ridiculous its 
    commercials were, especially compared to the Apple commercials (I thought 
    the latest one with PC in the pizza box was the best one so far). If MS doesn't 
    pull their collective heads out of their behinds, they are going to end up 
    digging such a deep hole, they will never be able to climb out of it.
    -James
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Posted by Doug Barney on September 22, 20080 comments
          
	
 
            
                
                
 
    
    
	
    I admit I was 
pretty 
  rough on the first Gate/Seinfeld video. In fact, I thought Bill was way 
  funnier than Jerry. I hope the ad whizzes at Microsoft didn't take too much 
  of that to heart and that critics like me aren't the reason there will be 
no 
  more episodes of the Bill-and-Jerry show. 
That's right: After three installments, Microsoft is shelving the Jerry commercials 
  in favor of a new batch starring a guy that looks like the PC guy from the Apple 
  commercials. 
I'm actually pretty bummed. The second and third installments were darn good, 
  and way different from your average TV fare (with four kids, I know a lot about 
  average TV fare). Just as there have been petitions to bring XP, how about one 
  to bring back Jerry?
 
	
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    One reader is optimistic about VMware's 
virtualization 
  ambitions:
   A Datacenter Operating System? I think that'd be wonderful if implemented 
    correctly. From my experience, most datacenters have a tendency to have a 
    server per application to ensure the reliability of that application and that 
    multiple applications won't tread on each other's territory. It also makes 
    it easier to plan upgrades, patches and new releases. 
   With everything running under a virtual environment, we open up a new 
    possibility. If all you are going to run is a Web server, then why not have 
    an OS that is designed from the ground-up to be a Web server? You could have 
    the same for a file server or a print server. I know that Windows Server 2008 
    has headed in this direction by only installing the roles needed, but there 
    is probably still a LOT of unnecessary code that allows this one OS to be 
    everything to everyone. Without this extra code, the OS would run much faster 
    and would be much easier to secure. I think the time is right for someone 
    to develop operating systems that are designed from the ground-up to maximize 
    the benefits of a virtual environment.
    -T.W.
The second 
  installment of the Gates-Seinfeld ads is out, but the response hasn't changed 
  much (read: lukewarm):
   The second ad had funny parts to it, like the grandmother and the setup, 
    but there were many moments where the ad was too lame (like the bedtime story). 
    The ads need work. They lack and need a certain je ne sais quoi. I'm disappointed 
    in the ads because MS is spending so much money on them and they're not as 
    entertaining as Apple's Mac and PC ads.
    -Christian
  The first commercial seemed really bad, but it did set the tone. The second 
    one IS better. Obviously, it's like all the foreign car commercials, where 
    you know absolutely nothing about the car when it is over, but in this case, 
    everybody in the target audience knows what the product and message is, regardless 
    of how bad the delivery may become. I think at this point, we just miss Bill, 
    and are glad to watch him in mini sitcoms on TV.
    -Mel
  I have no idea why Bill Gates is in a commercial; as a business person, 
    I don't get it. Why would I care if he became a normal person or an oddball? 
    All I want is for Vista to work quickly, correctly and with zero maintenance! 
    The average consumer has no idea what should work or should not on their PC; 
    if they get a Blue Screen of Death, then they think this is normal. 
   The Mac commercials are very accurate and, sad to say, Microsoft really 
    doesn't care; it's all about marketing. In fact, Microsoft reminds me of Ford 
    and GM: They have made cars which fail after so many years and now they are 
    paying the price for this inferior "marketing" quality.
    -Mike
  I guess I'm thinking that these Gates-Feld commercials are going to take 
    folks somewhere and when we get there we'll all be converts to Microsoft. 
    I know that we'll all end up in Vista-ville down the road, though I'm dragging 
    my feet like everyone else. Often, the changes that end up being "for 
    the better" are often the ones that are uncomfortable to wiggle into 
    -- maybe like the "conquistadors." The ones that are comfortable 
    in the store end up being loose and sloppy. 
   Vista SP1 fixed some issues I had with one of my customers whose "dollar-store 
    laptop" didn't want to participate in their Windows Domain. If Microsoft 
    can continue to chip away at the nuisances and annoyances to provide a secure 
    and stable platform, we'll move on.
    -Dan
But unlike the ad, Doug's 
  crack about the difference between a VMware CEO and a pitbull was unequivocally 
  funny...to one guy:
   I laughed at your joke.
    -Anonymous
Thanks for the support, Anonymous. Everyone else, feel free to chime in! Leave 
  a comment below or send an e-mail to [email protected].
 
	
Posted by Doug Barney on September 18, 20080 comments
          
	
 
            
                
                
 
    
    
	
    All week, the financial news has been bleak. Lehman Brothers saying uncle, 
  stocks falling faster than a base jumper, the doom-and-gloom analysts getting 
  unlimited air time... 
But I was living in a different world. At VMworld, there were some 10,000 customers 
  looking to transform their shops, over 200 third parties creating a brand-new 
  and vibrant market, and a company, VMware, looking to do revolutionary things 
  -- doing it all with a fair bit a class and savvy. 
Virtualization also offers us a way out of this economic and even energy mess. 
  Through the massive centralization of servers, PCs, networks and storage that 
  virtualization allows, we can save mega megawatts. The energy saves are stupendous, 
  as are the hardware and management economics. 
 
	
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    Everyone, it seems, is trying to crash VMware's big VMworld party. Microsoft's 
  shenanigans this week are well-documented, but Citrix (also a pioneer in thin 
  client computing) made some noise, too -- right in VMware's back yard: Citrix 
  
unveiled 
  server virtualization tool XenServer 5.
Some have questioned Citrix's commitment to XenServer given that the company 
  is so close to Microsoft and such a fan of Hyper-V. Perhaps XenServer 5 will 
  help answer that question. New features focus on monitoring, disaster recovery 
  and more options for third-party programs. 
Where do you see Xen going, and is Citrix truly committed? Send conjectures 
  to [email protected]. 
 
	
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     Sun is one of the pioneers, if not the pioneer, in thin client computing. While 
  the "Network Computer" that Scott McNealy and Larry Ellison talked 
  about for years never quite materialized, the Sun Ray line is a very effective 
  thin solution.
But just as Sun made up with Microsoft, it apparently isn't religious about 
  thin client and other virtual tools. This week, in fact, Sun agreed 
  to sell and support VMware's Virtual Desktop Infrastructure and Virtual 
  Desktop Manager. 
This software can be used to drive Sun Ray devices, or customers can opt for 
  a purer Sun solution. Sun has a pretty cool strategy of pushing its unique technology, 
  such as SPARC and Solaris, as well as a full complement of industry standard 
  (read: Wintel) tools.
What do you think of Sun these days? Opinions accepted at [email protected].
 
	
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    In a Q&A session, Maritz was asked about support for non-VMware hypervisors. 
  He said, "At this point in time, we don't support hypervisors other than 
  our own," adding that VMware isn't religious about hypervisors and it would 
  consider it if there was enough demand. 
After private conversations, it's clear that the door is open for other hypervisors. 
  The trouble is in doing things like VMotion with Hyper-V et al. that are so 
  easily accomplished with ESX. 
 
	
Posted by Doug Barney on September 17, 20080 comments
          
	
 
            
                
                
 
    
    
	
    Readers talk browsers -- specifically, why Firefox trumps IE, and whether Netscape 
  died a natural death: 
   I don't know what you don't like about Firefox. I find it fast, intuitive, 
    extensible and easy to use. Granted, I've been in on this session since 1982; 
    I've seen EVERY version of IE. I've seen everything that IE can possibly do 
    and I am not happy with IE. I only use IE because of some Web sites, like 
    the educational system's Web site. Otherwise, I do everything else in Firefox.
   If I had to choose just one feature of Firefox that I rely on most, it's 
    the infinite zoom feature.
    -Ari
  Netscape definetely died. Take a look at Firefox (well, it's free). It's 
    still gaining momentum over IE, and now Chrome is doing its part. If Netscape 
    would've offered a very compelling reason to stick with it, it would be alive. 
    But I'm sure it would be as freeware. 
    
    I think Microsoft did a good job (even tough, unconsciously) in making the 
    market for the Web browsers at no cost. I don't think paying for such a piece 
    of software would've improved the security and quality.
    -Armando
John isn't sure how, exactly, the movement toward cloud 
  computing is going to help him save energy:
   Let see if I am getting this right: If I use the cloud instead of my 
    own datacenter, I can save energy? As I see it, the datacenter I use, either 
    Microsoft's or my own, may or may not be energy-efficient. I do not see how 
    the location has anything to do with how much energy it uses. Try this: If 
    I use my home computer, which is bloated because it is running Vista, and 
    buy a cloud service to handle my checkbook, correspondence and record keeping, 
    according to your theory I would save energy. I don't understand how that 
    can be true.
   This reminds me of the fellow who is going to save energy by charging 
    his cell phone from the car. No, that isn't free energy; the car's engine 
    has to run a tiny bit harder to charge the phone. It isn't much, but it is 
    the same amount as you would draw from the wall outlet at home. Charging where 
    you get it is a trade, and not necessarily an improvement. It depends on all 
    the factors involved. Maybe if I buy one of China's $99 laptops instead of 
    my home desktop with 2GB et al., that might save me some energy. But it is 
    not because the laptop is battery-powered -- it is because it might, just 
    might, use less power to do its work.
    -John
Speaking of cheap 
  laptops, Marc thinks that no matter how inexpensive they get, Linux laptops 
  won't catch on in the States:
 
   In the U.S., low-cost PCs are extremely attractive to cost-conscious 
    segments. But in the end, American consumers are needed to drive costs down. 
    In the end, no matter how much you drive down costs with low-power, Linux-based 
    systems, user demand is the key and consumers (at least in the USA) ask for 
    Windows. Why? Well, lots of Web sites are dependent upon IE (Firefox just 
    won't cut it). Commercial products, be they for personal productivity, multimedia 
    or gaming, overwhelmingly are available for Windows and, sometimes, Macintosh. 
    Not much commercial software is available for Linux. The fact that most Linux 
    software is free just doesn't help when the consumer cannot shop of those 
    Linux choices at their favorite retailer. 
   This new Chinese laptop might do well in European and Asian markets, 
    but without the ability to run Widows applications or view IE-centric Web 
    sites, don't expect it to take hold in the USA.
    -Marc
And Chris, who was in Las Vegas during 9/11, shares his memories of the aftermath:
   A day or so after the tragedy, all gaming stopped for one minute at noon 
    to remember the victims. All major attractions were closed (such as the Stratosphere 
    rides and headliner acts), since they were considered potential targets. The 
    oversized electronic hotel signs had patriotic messages such as "God 
    bless America" instead of the usual advertising. The Fitzgerald casino 
    downtown changed its marquee to read, "Our thoughts and prayers go out 
    to the victims of this week's tragedies." It is probably the only time 
    they've ever had a prayer on their marquee. Every sports book was shut down; 
    instead, their mammoth screens displayed the news channels. 
  Friday, Sept. 14, the hotels minimized all exterior lighting, including 
    turning off marquees and decorative lighting, to memorialize Tuesday's events. 
    In addition, for 10 minutes, they turned off ALL exterior lighting. We were 
    in a cab, and it was as if the entire strip simply disappeared. It was an 
    unbelievable sight, or rather a lack thereof!
    -Chris 
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Posted by Doug Barney on September 17, 20080 comments
          
	
 
            
                
                
 
    
    
	
    While Microsoft has a series of discrete tools for servers, PCs, applications 
  and management, VMware is now 
talking 
  about what it calls a Datacenter Operating System. If that wasn't bold enough, 
  this OS (well, it's not really an OS) handles computers, networks and storage 
  (not sure how Cisco and NetApp feel about all that). 
Essentially, VMware wants you to build your own clouds. The cloud isn't just 
  Google et al., but the datacenter right down the hall. Under this plan, computing 
  becomes a utility -- carefully managed by VMware. 
This works for fine Google, which invests billions in built-from-scratch server 
  farms to which it adds built-from-scratch applications. But how do you do that 
  when you don't have billions to invest in built-from-scratch server farms to 
  which you can add built-from-scratch applications? You have to deal with all 
  things legacy. 
To me, going forward this is a fine IT goal, but while the end result sounds 
  simple, getting there is immensely complex. If VMware succeeds with these plans, 
  it will not only become the new Microsoft, but the new Cisco and EMC, as well 
  (oh, yeah, they already are EMC). 
Is this pie in the sky or money in the bank? Answers readily accepted at [email protected]. 
 
	
Posted by Doug Barney on September 17, 20080 comments
          
	
 
            
                
                
 
    
    
	
    New VMware CEO Paul Maritz stood in front of a crowd of (I'd have to guess) 
  thousands and, like Sarah Palin, 
gave 
  the speech of his life. What's the difference between a former VMware CEO 
  and a pitbull? Lipstick. And if you put lipstick on Hyper-V, it's still Hyper-V. 
No, Maritz really didn't say any of those things. In fact, that's probably 
  the lamest joke I've ever penned (send barbs my way at [email protected]). 
The Maritz talk wasn't quite as well-received as Palin's convention speech. 
  Virtualization Review Editor Keith Ward wasn't 
  impressed, whereas I thought Martitz came across as thoughtful, highly technical 
  and one not afraid of pushing the envelope.
 
	
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    Based on the aforementioned Michael's reaction, the second Seinfeld-Gates commercial 
  is already 
more 
  successful than the first: 
   In case you haven't seen it yet, here 
    is the next installment. It's on YouTube. I was crying about 30 seconds in. 
    That grandmother is hilarious.
    -Michael 
But that might not make a difference for Darren from the U.K., who has just 
  one question:
   Sorry, who is Seinfeld?
    -Darren
And Raymond shares his thoughts on the naysayers who think the Large Hadron 
  Collider will 
  only spell disaster:
   I do not understand why the fear mongers want to stop the LHC. I may 
    not be a particle physics major, but I would love to see what we will learn 
    from their experiments and, like the article stated, we have higher energy 
    collisions that are being caused by cosmic rays all around us and they have 
    not destroyed the earth. 
   There are always doom-and-gloom people out there and we never seem to 
    learn to ignore them. When they tested the first atomic bomb, there were people 
    that were worried that the chain reaction would not stop and the earth would 
    be destroyed. I can remember when all the planets aligned on the same side 
    of our sun and it was not torn apart like some apocalypse doomsayers said 
    it would. By the way, if I recall, we were supposed to go back to the Stone 
    Age when the year 2000 hit because of the Y2K computer bug...so I guess I 
    am not really writing this message to you after all.
    -Raymond
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Posted by Doug Barney on September 16, 20080 comments