Your verdicts are in: The new Microsoft 
"I'm 
  a PC" commercials
 aren't exactly worse than the Seinfeld ones...but 
  that's not saying a whole lot:
   I too have seen the "I'm a PC" commercial (at least the first 
    one). I don't know if it's defensive or not, but it's not persuasive. For 
    one thing, even though I use a PC, I am NOT a PC. Nor am I "PC," 
    although that's a whole other discussion. For another, "PC" is a 
    generic enough term that it's arbitrary to imply that if it's a PC, the thing 
    is automatically a Windows computer. Finally, even though the commercial I 
    saw showed different people using their PCs for different activities, it largely 
    showed someone simply making a claim.
   What I'd like to see instead is something along the lines of this: "My 
    PC is me." HP has the tagline "The computer is personal again." 
    Why shouldn't Microsoft make use of something similar? I'd prefer to see a 
    real profile of someone using their PC for interesting activities, rather 
    than just a talking head saying, "I'm a PC, too." Microsoft has 
    partnerships with enough major PC vendors that it could do tie-ins if it wanted. 
    Microsoft just needs to do something different than what it's doing (and has 
    done) so far in its massive ad campaign. I, for one, don't think they're getting 
    their $300 million's worth.
    -Dennis
  I read your review of the "I'm a PC" commercials and thought 
    it was a bit harsh. The new ad is leaps and bounds better than the Seinfeld 
    ad (mostly because Bill is not in it). Actually, Bill is so goofy that any 
    ad he would be in would ruin it. That said, the new ad has integrity and shows 
    real people doing amazing things with the technology. I am happy Microsoft 
    is finally responding with any kind of ad, actually. It has been tread on 
    by Apple for for too long. I will admit the marketing machine at M$ needs 
    a lot of polish.
    -Charles
  Really incredibly poor ad. It says nothing. (Are you sure that Apple didn't 
    pay for it?) More and more, it seems like Microsoft is really out of touch.
    -Howard 
  I think the main point of the ads is that while a Mac can SAY how great 
    it is, the fact is that the majority of the world uses a PC!
    -Anonymous
  The "I'm a PC" ads do a good job of overcoming the myth that 
    only Macs work well. I would like them to go further and say exactly what 
    users like about the PCs. For instance, a Mac ad states that Macs can run 
    Microsoft Office. If I were Microsoft, I would want a PC ad to compare the 
    amount of third-party compatible software and hardware for Macs with PCs. 
    I want to see comparisons of the quantity of qualified support people for 
    Mac vs. the PC. 
    
    Given the necessary resources and accepting the limitations of each operating 
    systems, all computers can work well and I am happy for the diversity. Many 
    of my clients only call me after hours of unsuccessful phone OEM support. 
    My PC clients are frustrated by their phone support. My Mac clients accept 
    that phone support didn't help without complaint. Can anyone tell me why the 
    perception is different?
    -Earl
  I myself find the "I am a PC" commercials confusing and contradictory. 
    If you think about it, the PCs are still a market leader and they perform 
    all the functions that we need them to in one form or another. The commercials 
    are not explaining or saying anything to me other than, "We are all different 
    and we all have our own weaknesses." And what I mean by weakness is the 
    inconsistency of hardware quality. As unique and different as we all are, 
    we are also frail and easy to break if we try to be the cheapest thing out 
    there.
   This is exactly why Apple is of such a high quality, including in price. 
    The design is wonderful, performance is amazing, and it is gaining ground 
    because of the opinion that it has a stable OS that is easy to learn and master, 
    and owning one means a sense of longevity.
    -Albert
  The Gates-Sienfeld ads were STUPID! In fact, they were beyond stupid and 
    rank in stupidity next to the "brilliant minds" who gave us the 
    current financial meltdown. 
   The current ads are better, but why not try the simple approach? Something 
    like what Sprint did with its CEO talking about how they can personalize the 
    handheld telecommunication box to your needs, rather than spending $300 million 
    on a STUPID Sienfeld ad. Microsoft could've used the money to pay some American 
    developers to test the Chinese-developed Vista OS for bugs and trap doors. 
    That way, MS could've blunted Apple's so-called superiority, as far as system 
    security goes.
    -Anonymous
  I have to agree with your assessment. How about an ad that directly refutes 
    the so-called "myths"? These ads just make it seem like they are 
    in fact true. It will fail to convince those that need to be.
   The "Mojave experiment" is even sillier -- nobody ever said 
    Vista didn't LOOK good.
    -Anonymous
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    Earlier 
  this week
, I talked about Microsoft's new HPC 2008, a supercomputer-style 
  version of the OS based on clusters aimed at scientists, engineers and massive 
  data-mining/massaging apps. 
I lamented the fact these high-end OSes and hardware don't mean much to mainstream 
  IT -- that we're missing out on all that power. In fact, most of our cores, 
  especially on the desktop, go unused (I wrote about that problem in this 
  cover story). 
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    I'm doing two articles that I may want to quote you on. The first is about Chrome, 
  which we've talked about quite a bit. I'm writing a Reader Review, which means 
  you and your peers are the actual reviewers. Share your Chrome thoughts by writing 
  me at 
[email protected]
. Over 
  a dozen already have. 
The second article is about VMware and its plans for a datacenter operating 
  system, one that promises to turn all your x86 servers, network connections 
  and storage into a single utility. The company claims 70 percent of this functionality 
  is already in place. VMware users and others can contact me at [email protected] 
  and I'll shoot you a bunch of questions.
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    I've had a lot of questions about Windows 7 lately, such as whether it has a 
  brand-new microkernel or is instead a rehashed version of Vista. Some of the 
  questions will be 
answered 
  late next month
 at Microsoft's Professional Developers Conference (PDC), 
  where attendees will get a pre-beta version (didn't this used to be called an 
  alpha?) on a handy USB drive. 
 
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    The Google phone is 
nearly 
  ready to rock
. And while it has nowhere near the fanfare of the iPhone, 
  this is clearly a significant product. The idea is the phone will tie closely 
  to Google search and apps, making it easy to find information, get maps and 
  perhaps feed Google all your personal information. 
 
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    We in the U.S. love to point fingers at overseas hackers, phishers and Internet 
  vagabonds. To many of us, the threats are in Bulgaria, China and Russia. The 
  reality, apparently, is much closer to home -- 
the 
  problem is us
.
According to research from SecureWorks, most botnet attacks (those nasties 
  where a hacker uses your computer to attack others) start right here in the 
  good, old USA.
 
	
Posted by Doug Barney on September 24, 20080 comments
          
	
 
            
                
                
 
    
    
	
    Unlike Doug, readers don't seem too sad to see the Seinfeld ads go. But at least 
  one of you thinks the new ads are a vast improvement:
 
   The Seinfeld commercials were an abomination (I can't say what I said 
    when I first saw them aired). I'm neither a PC apologist nor a MacManiac; 
    I'm a user of the Wintel consortium products. Those commercials should never 
    have made it off the storyboard, and the agency who created them should be 
    immediately cuffed and tossed in jail for abuse of our sensibilities.
    -Benjamin 
  To heck with the Jerry Seinfeld TV spots. I think that Microsoft is onto 
    something with its new 'I'm a PC' campaign that gives us quick cuts to some 
    pretty cool people, both famous and un-famous, that all claim, "I'm a 
    PC." This is a subtle yet powerful way to steer consumers away from the 
    attitude that PC users are "squares," which was brilliantly depicted 
    in the original Mac spots.
   I saw this 'I'm a PC' spot a couple of times over the weekend, and was 
    more impressed the second time I saw it than I was at first look. I think 
    Microsoft is right to have a campaign that, unlike the Seinfeld spots and 
    the "Seinfeld" show itself, is actually about something.
    -Ken
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    On Monday, I 
lamented 
  the loss
 of the Seinfeld Microsoft ads, which have been replaced by the 
  "I'm a PC" commercials. 
Here's my review: First, the commercials, by taking on Apple's characters, 
  are overly defensive. Last time I checked, Windows was still the market leader. 
  The commercials sound like a high school student who was stood up at the prom. 
  And while they point out that Windows is effective for many, many people, they 
  don't articulate what's so great about it. 
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    While there are smart tech people all over the world and all over the U.S., 
  it's clear there are pockets where these types tend to congregate: Silicon Valley; 
  Redmond, Wash.; Austin, Texas; Raleigh, N.C. 
But do you know where the spreadsheet was invented (by VisiCalc) and then reinvented 
  (by Lotus)? Where the minicomputer was born (remember Data General, Wang and 
  DEC?). Good, old Massachusetts, my home state. 
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    Microsoft's play in the world of high-performance computing doesn't get the 
  same attention as Vista, Bill Gates' wealth or attempts to buy Yahoo. And that's 
  a shame because Microsoft has been doing some rather exceptional work in this 
  area, with much of the innovation coming directly from the geniuses at Microsoft 
  Research. 
The core product here is Windows High Performance Computing (HPC) Server 2008, 
  which was just 
  completed. 
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    Microsoft's stock is not the high-flier it was throughout the late '80s and 
  early '90s. Many investors earned their yachts, Porsches and retirement homes 
  on the backs of this baby. And thousands of employees became Microsoft millionaires, 
  driving the prices of homes in Redmond to near-Silicon Valley heights.
Since the tech crash of 2001, the stock has been stuck. Like a rocking chair, 
  it's going nowhere. But Microsoft thinks its own company is a pretty good deal 
  and is buying 
  back $40 billion in shares. That's like buying a Yahoo's worth of stock. 
  And that's on top of the $40 billion buyback already completed.
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    To make its products safer, Microsoft programmers have 
designed 
  a Software Development Lifecycle (SDL) process
 that makes security a part 
  of every stage of development. Microsoft wants ISVs and corporate developers 
  to be equally safe and is packaging up its internal tools for outside use. 
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