I didn't see this coming. Yahoo has actually 
given 
  in to corporate raider Carl Icahn
, and is allowing him and two others of 
  his choosing to join the Yahoo board. Icahn now controls three out of the 11 
  seats.
As owner of 5 percent of Yahoo shares, it makes sense to have Icahn on the 
  board. Then again, he's actively trying to dismantle the company. If I were 
  the Yahoo chairman, I'd treat Icahn like a Mexican jalapeno and steer clear!
 
	
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    Doug 
asked 
  readers
 recently what they would do if they ran VMware and needed to take 
  on Hyper-V's pricing (read: free). Here are some of your suggestions:
   What would I do if I was VMware? PANIC.
    -Anonymous
  Well, I would ultimately slash the price of the ESX products, give away 
    the Workstation and servers for free (but have fees for support), add more 
    hardware vendor support or alliance, and publish more books or best practice 
    guide documents.
    -Cornelio
  Here is a plan for VMware: Provide a hypervisor and a VM maker for home 
    users. Servers are where the money's at, but if you want users to keep your 
    name, you have to provide the same wares at home. Well, maybe not the same, 
    but something that will transfer readily between work and home. 
   What I envision is a VM platform that would allow a home user to run 
    one or more OSes independent of the hardware. When it's time to upgrade your 
    hardware to a better system, you just package up your system as-is, copy it 
    somewhere (online storage, DVD, whatever), get your new machine and drop it 
    down. How many people are forced to move to Vista (for example) because they 
    got a new laptop? If it were a VMware microkernel, they could just mount their 
    old OS on a new system -- no fuss, no settings to reset, no new or significant 
    nuances to learn. No doubt people would pay a PC premium for this ease of 
    use, and it would knock down Microsoft significantly as it cannot force a 
    vendor to upgrade to its new OS package since any VMware-ready machine would 
    be OS-independent.
    -Tom
  A price increase might work for Smirnoff vodka, but it won't work for 
    software. It's the death knell for VMware. Just ask your corporate managers 
    who will force you to go with the lower-cost alternative -- especially from 
    a name-brand vendor like Microsoft.
    -Mike
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    Research in Motion just 
plugged 
  a hole in its BlackBerry
 that could allow hackers to use PDFs to break into 
  BlackBerry servers. The company suggests that customers patch by moving to BlackBerry 
  Enterprise Server version 4.1, service pack 6 for Exchange. 
I have a BlackBerry and love the e-mail. I hate, though, the way it deals with 
  attachments -- or doesn't deal with attachments. Talk about a kludge. No wonder 
  so many are switching to the iPhone.
 
	
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    Rumors have been circulating that Steve Jobs was ill when he showed up to the 
  latest iPhone debut looking thin and gaunt. Apple reps claimed that Jobs was 
  getting over the flu, but rumors persisted, especially since Jobs was diagnosed 
  with cancer of the pancreas several years ago.
Wall 
  Street flipped out over the rumors that Jobs is seriously ill after the 
  company refused to talk about his health on a recent earnings call. Investors 
  promptly started dumping the high-flying stock. 
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    As Chico Escuela might say, software has been berry, berry good to Microsoft. 
  And despite the over-hyped Google threat, Microsoft keeps printing money faster 
  than the U.S. mint (though slower than a Chinese bank these days). 
Case in point: the most recent fiscal year wherein Redmond brought 
  in over $60 billion (and by Redmond, I mean the company, not the magazine, 
  unfortunately). 
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    I've pointed out many times -- some may say too many times -- that Google has 
  too much power. It knows too much about us (and this is only getting worse), 
  has too much control over Web advertising (which it somehow achieves without 
  creating any of its own content) and now it wants to completely corner the market 
  on Web ads with a 
proposed 
  deal with Yahoo
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    Some developers interested in trying out the beta of Live Mesh are a bit disappointed. 
  No, not in the software -- in their ability to get it. It seems there's a 
waiting 
  list
 to get the test software.
I've read up on Live Mesh and still don't completely get it. Here's what I 
  think I know: Live Mesh isn't a product, but a set of tools that let developers 
  build applications. These applications are designed not just to share data across 
  the Internet, but keep it synchronized, as well. This is a very Lotus Notes-ian 
  concept, which used replication to sync end user machines with databases stored 
  on servers. 
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    There's an old story about economics that I think my dad once told me. It seems 
  that Smirnoff vodka was losing market share to its lower-priced rival, Wolfschmidt, 
  back in the '60s. Instead of slashing its prices to match those of Wolfschmidt, 
  Smirnoff did something no one expected: It raised 'em. All of a sudden, Smirnoff 
  was a premium brand, and sales rose. 
Apparently, VMware is the Smirnoff to Hyper-V's Wolfschmidt. Over in Europe, 
  VMware 
  is raising prices, at the exact same time that a nearly free Hyper-V is 
  coming to market. 
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    Microsoft is 
sounding 
  an alarm
 over the Google/Yahoo ad deal, calling it a monopoly in the making. 
  Coming from Microsoft, this might be ironic -- but not that surprising:
   Ironic? No, it's about time. Turnabout is fair play.
    -Anonymous
  This is just as ironic as when IBM got to finger-pointing at Microsoft 
    during the Microsoft monopoly hearings. Youngsters might not remember IBM's 
    own monopoly issues, but the rest of us do.
    -Stan 
  What goes around comes around. I think Microsoft is justified using the 
    same arguments that have been used against it -- and the results should be 
    the same if the legal systems are balanced as they claim.
    -Anonymous
  Microsoft's enemies have used the monopoly chip against them and now they 
    want to turn the tables on Google. Having politicians and the courts involved 
    in this is not good for the consumer's pocket book or for technology innovation. 
    I trust the market to make the corrections needed.
    -Tom
  After reading your comments about Microsoft, the potential Google/Yahoo 
    deal and the words "monopoly" and "ironic" in your column, 
    another word immediately came to my mind: HYPOCRITE. Kind of like the pot 
    calling the kettle black. Just like a terrorist calling the United States 
    a bunch of murderers. Kinda of like sending a fat, overweight U.S. senator 
    overseas to a Third World nation to investigate their poverty and hunger. 
    Tennessee Williams said it best in "The Rose Tattoo," Act 3: "The 
    only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!"
  How long before we see Microsoft changing its trademark to a guy wearing 
    a black hat, a tuxedo and a monocle?
    -Les
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    The Apple crowd is a pretty loyal lot. These are the folks that line up whenever 
  there's a hot new Mac, iPhone or Steve Jobs sighting. 
One TV reporter, though, mistook this crowd for the Dungeons & Dragons-type 
  folks that camp out waiting for the next PlayStation or Nintendo. This TV reporter 
  thought Apple fans were pimple-faced losers with no social skills -- and no 
  guts. 
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    Cloud computing may not take over our entire world of computing, but it's clearly 
  going to represent a large chunk of how we conduct business. And that has some 
  rather huge 
security 
  implications
. 
For one, all these service companies need to ensure that their software -- 
  and your data -- is safe. This means that the security software market is going 
  to be less about anti-virus on your PC and more about anti-hacker on huge server 
  farms.
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    On the topic of Microsoft's OOXML file format, Angus has an interesting question:
   How is OOXML a standard when even Microsoft's own Office suite does not 
    yet fully support it?
    -Angus
In the wake of the WSUS glitch that Microsoft eventually fixed, Doug asked 
  readers whether they value a patch's stability more than its speed. Most of 
  you went with the former:
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