This is probably a whole lot of nothing and really doesn't seem like a  big deal, anyway, but you clicked, right? Anyhow, somebody's accusing Microsoft  of inflating Windows revenue figures by bringing in numbers from other parts of  the company, specifically the Entertainment and Devices Group.  Uh, that seems kind of backwards to us. Windows needs help from the  entertainment group? Really? We kind of doubt that. 
 
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		Ahahaha. Please, Microsoft and Verizon. Please do this. Please bring  the Kin back. 
Yes, that's right. Arguably the biggest flop in Microsoft history could  -- although there's nothing official on this yet -- make a stunning return as a  feature phone with a cheaper Verizon data plan. We really want this to happen.
Why? Because we enjoy poking fun at Microsoft from time to time here  and many of Redmond's  recent product offerings have been too good for ridicule. Windows 7 is a huge  hit, and even Windows Phone 7 doesn't seem that bad. The various server  offerings have been consistently very good, and the specter of Vista is pretty much gone.
Oh, it's not that we want Microsoft, or even the Kin, to fail. It's  just useful, we think, to remind the software titan once in a while that it's  capable of really embarrassing itself -- and that it shouldn't lose focus on  its enterprise product lines in favor of thrusting swords at too many consumer  windmills. That last bit is really the main thrust of our occasional jabs. 
Besides, bringing back the Kin is kind of like making Ishtar 2, if that  flop-movie reference still has any currency. (We could have gone with, say,  More Cop Rock, but that's still pretty '80s. Your editor needs to stop watching  TV Land.) Maybe it makes sense for the phones to be cheaper and not require  such heavy data plans, but we can see a steady stream of jokes headed our way. Microsoft  and Verizon, make it happen.
Why on earth would Microsoft try to bring back the Kin? Speculate at [email protected].
 
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		The storage giant just got...more storage. One whole heck of a lot  more, actually, with its purchase of Seattle-based Isilon.  Ha, for once, an East Coast company consumes a West Coast firm. New England represent! 
 
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		It's Microsoft's new tagline -- Be What's Next, that is.  The question is, what is next for Microsoft? A wave of new cloud products? A  new CEO? Success in the mobile market? Billions of dollars more in revenues?  Probably billions of dollars more in revenues.  
 
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    		The first test build of the next version of SQL Server is available for  download now,  if you're a TechNet or MSDN subscriber. Denali  will bring cloud enhancements and a whole bunch of other stuff Mary Jo Foley  describes in her piece. 
 
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		Go figure. Microsoft has taken more knocks about security over the  years than Gerry Cooney has taken punches, and now that Redmond has actually made a pretty solid  effort at protecting its own operating system, its security partners are  whining.
Microsoft's free Security Essentials is available to Windows update  subscribers who actively say that they want it -- it is not, in other words, an  automatic download.  But security firms such as McAfee, Symantec and especially Trend Micro are  complaining that Microsoft's practice of offering Security Essentials as part  of an update download -- even a completely elective one -- is anti-competitive. 
We at RCPU have very little  sympathy for the third parties here, and here's why: First off, Microsoft has  long shirked the responsibility of properly protecting Windows, and the $50  Microsoft Windows Live OneCare -- the predecessor to Security Essentials -- was  just an insult. Buying OneCare was like paying protection money to slick-haired  men in track suits. 
Security Essentials, on the other hand, is simply an example of  Microsoft doing what it should have been doing for years -- securing its  flagship product, fairly effectively (apparently) and for free. It's Microsoft's  responsibility to do this, not a privilege. Besides, Microsoft is constantly  coming out with technologies that could (and do) put certain third parties out  of business. ISVs just have to live with and adjust to that -- it's part of  being a software company.
That brings us to another point: Symantec, McAfee (soon to be part of  Intel) and Trend have huge product portfolios that go way beyond what Security  Essentials offers. And while we frankly doubt whether many uses will take the  risk of using only Security Essentials to protect their PCs (in other words,  third-party vendors shouldn't see a huge drop in sales), security vendors would  do well to improve their own wares.
 For years now, the major third-party security ISVs have offered bloated,  overpriced, under-effective products and sub-standard customer service. They've  gotten fat off of complacency and Microsoft's failure to secure its own  products. Well, welcome to the paradigm shift, Symantec, McAfee and Trend. Just  as Microsoft is having to adjust to competition from other vendors as never  before, you're going to have to adjust to competition from Microsoft. After  all, the mother ship is only trying to do what it should have done all along.
What's your take on Security Essentials? Send it to [email protected].
 
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		In Berlin  this week, over beer and schnitzel (probably...and mmm, by the way), Microsoft  announced a lineup of partners that will help the company provide private cloud  infrastructures. Dell, Fujitsu, Hitachi, HP, IBM and NEC are on the  not-so-surprising list. Mary Jo Foley, Microsoft watcher extraordinaire and Redmond magazine columnist, has all the details. 
 
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		We're sure that Steve Ballmer doesn't mean to cause any panic with his  planned big sale of Microsoft stock.  He's very wealthy. He can do what he wants with his money. His tax preparations  have to be only slightly more complicated than doing calculus in Mandarin. 
Still...Ballmer's planning on selling $2 billion in stock by the end of  the year. That's billion with a "b." Executives sell stock in their companies  all the time, but Ballmer hasn't sold any of his Microsoft shares in seven  years. He'll still have a lot left over after the sale, but this is not an  insignificant dump. 
All of this leads to the obvious question: What does Steve Ballmer know  that we don't? It's hard to explain away a $2 billion stock dump -- the first  in seven years -- with just the tax excuse. Does Ballmer see stormy seas on the  horizon for Microsoft, financially speaking? And if so, how stormy could those  seas be, given how long Microsoft's stock has been flat and how much it has  actually declined this year (12 percent as of Monday morning)? 
Does the CEO lack confidence in Windows Phone 7, Windows 8, Azure or  the Xbox? Does he fear the effects of competition from companies like Google  and Apple? Did he wake up one day and panic because he suddenly realized that  he was still Microsoft's CEO (heh heh)? Is his job in jeopardy? 
We don't know the answers to those questions, but we do feel as though  now is a good time to ask them. Tax preparations or not, a CEO dumping billions  in stock for the first time in years is not a sign of confidence for a company.  There's almost no positive way to spin this story, especially since Microsoft  stock has been falling -- meaning Ballmer isn't exactly taking profits here, in  all likelihood. Partners, beware—Ballmer's move might not be bad news, but it  almost can't be good news for Microsoft and the channel. 
What's your take on Steve Ballmer as Microsoft CEO? Send it to [email protected].
 
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		OK, OK, so "ravaging"  might be an overstatement. But for users of IE 6, 7 and maybe 8, the latest  zero-day mess could cause some problems.  
 
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