Two notes before we start: First, your editor is on deadline for a magazine 
  story, so today's RCPU will be shorter (and possibly even sweeter) than usual. 
  Second, we promised you last week that we'd hear this week from a small business-intelligence 
  vendor trying to survive in the shark tank of BI acquisitions by larger companies. 
  We will bring you that vendor's story -- but not this week after all, as today's 
  newsletter will be the last one until after Thanksgiving. 
Oh, and Happy Thanks...giving...from R...C...P...U (and Les 
  Nessman)!
It's fall in New England -- autumn, if you want to get poetic about it -- and 
  a late run of warm weather into October has stretched leaf-peeping (seriously, 
  people call it that) season well into November. Even today -- the week of Thanksgiving 
  here in the U.S., fairly late for this sort of thing -- there are trees festooned 
  with blazing yellow and fiery orange leaves. Soon, they'll darken, tumble and 
  cover the ground, and the trees will be bare stick figures until spring comes 
  again. 
We see this same cycle of life (and death) with the endless Microsoft-is-going-to-buy-Yahoo 
  rumor. Last we remember, it came up back in the late spring, budding again from 
  a winter of slumber. Now, in the fall, it has burst into spectacular color, 
  thanks to a blog 
  post from former Wall Street type Henry Blodget. 
Magnificent! Just look how bright it is! Of course, as many other commentators 
  have already noted (here's 
  one), the rumor is likely to be bunk again -- meaning it'll soon meet the same 
  fate as a leaf that turns brown and tumbles to the ground. So, admire it while 
  you can. We could be in for a long winter ahead.
 
	
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    Really, 
it's 
  brief. Somewhat interesting, but brief. We're not kidding. 
 
	
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    Seriously. No kidding. One discounted model for at least one day, anyway, 
on 
  Amazon.com, but still.
 
	
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    Mary Jo Foley tells us that Microsoft's little pay-as-you-go scheme for Office 
  -- sort of like SaaS without the service or convenience -- is 
seeping 
  into new markets around the world.
 
	
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    When your editor was but a young lad, his family had a cat that was a particularly 
  adept mouser. The cat loved to roam the large field behind its house searching 
  for rodents of all sorts. When she caught one, she would keep it about half-alive 
  for a few hours and just toy with it, pretending at times to be indifferent 
  to its presence, then batting it around and chasing it when it tried meekly 
  to escape. 
Well, right now, Larry Ellison's the cat...and BEA 
  is the mouse. Oh, sure, BEA's much more than half-alive, but the point is 
  that no matter how much it tries to run or how indifferent Ellison may seem, 
  he's going to get his prey...eventually. We'd be surprised if it worked out 
  otherwise.
 
	
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    Comcast wants to be so much more than "the cable company." It's pushing 
  itself to be an ambitious entertainment and business enterprise, complete with 
  TV networks of its own and "business-class" technology services. 
We digress here, so just skip the next two paragraphs if you want to get to 
  the relevant stuff: Comcast reminds us here at RCPU a bit of a miniature version 
  of Vivendi (formerly Vivendi Universal -- nothing ambitious about that name), 
  the French company that started as a water utility in the 19th century and eventually 
  grew to own a considerable chunk of the entertainment industry. When your editor 
  moved to Paris in 2001, Vivendi Universal and its then-CEO, Jean-Marie Messier, 
  were the stuff of legends and a huge source of pride in France. 
Then, Vivendi Universal lost tons of money because it had made a bunch of bad 
  acquisitions; Messier fell from his perch and the French went back to disdaining 
  big business and worshipping food and wine (not that there's anything wrong 
  with that -- and Vivendi is actually 
  still very big). Comcast is -- hopefully, for its sake -- making wiser decisions 
  about where and how to spend its money.
So this week, Comcast revealed that it has an agreement with Microsoft to provide 
  some basic, Internet-based applications to customers who subscribe to Comcast's 
  business-Internet service. We're talking e-mail and "calendaring" (since 
  when was the word "calendar" a verb?) along with some basic file-sharing 
  capabilities. 
Analysts have already pegged the deal as a shot by Microsoft at Google Apps, 
  Google's Web-based productivity suite. But, unless we're misunderstanding things, 
  Microsoft's Comcast bundle will do a lot less than Google Apps -- we don't see 
  a spreadsheet or a Word processor -- and it'll only do it for Comcast customers. 
  It seems to have about as much functionality in comparison to Google Apps as 
  Google Apps has juxtaposed to Microsoft Office -- which is to say, not much. 
  Of course, the Microsoft bundle is free with a Comcast subscription. 
But with all the free e-mail applications that have been on the Web for more 
  than a decade now, we're kind of wondering what the point of this deal is. Maybe 
  it's just to get people thinking of Microsoft in a "Web 2.0" context. 
  Or maybe it's to get people thinking of Comcast in a serious business context. 
  Or, most likely, both.
Does Microsoft need to worry about Google Apps? Why? Why not? Tell me at [email protected].
 
	
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    Whew! Finally, the wait is over! You were waiting with bated breath for 
an 
  update to OneCare...weren't you?
 
	
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    Bill Gates attended this week his last Microsoft shareholders' meeting as a 
  card-punching Microsoft employee. 
BusinessWeek, always reliable, has 
  a solid take on 
where 
  Microsoft is now with Gates riding into the digital sunset. And be sure 
  to check out the Gates slideshow for an awkward stroll down memory lane.
 
	
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    The System Center portfolio has 
three 
  new products as of today: System Center Configuration Manager 2007, System 
  Center Data Protection Manager 2007 and System Center Virtual Machine Manager 
  2007. 
Aside from doing all kinds cool management stuff, these products come with 
  one simple license that will allow a customer to buy and run them all at once. 
  Eric Berg, director of product management for the Windows and Enterprise Management 
  Division at Microsoft, told RCPU last week that "if you're buying any two of 
  these products, you're better off purchasing the server management suite." 
  By suite, he means all three products, of course.
Partners, take note: This sounds like an attempt by Redmond to simplify licensing, 
  at least in one area -- and simplification of licensing is something you've 
  been wanting and needing for a long time.
 
	
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    Let's get right to the news because there's plenty of it this week. For starters, 
  Microsoft is planning on offering a lot of versions of Windows Server 2008 at 
  a lot of different price points. Think we're exaggerating when we say a lot? 
  Check out 
Keith 
  Ward's story on the lineup -- and bring a scorecard, or maybe a spreadsheet. 
Speaking of Windows Server 2008, its server virtualization component finally 
  has a name: Hyper-V, which sounds like the name of a character that would've 
  appeared in the noted 1984 break-dancing drama Breakin'. 
We liked Longhorn as a name for Windows Server 2008, but we love the name Hyper-V. 
  We sincerely hope that Steve Ballmer or some other Microsoft executive eschews 
  the standard-issue, blue button-down shirt and trots out to Grandmaster Flash 
  dressed like 
  this at February's server launch event. 
Oh, and there's more server news. From early-'80s hip-hop to alphabet soup, 
  we have next SQL 
  Server CTP coming out PDQ. That's "community technology preview," 
  of course, and, in this case, "pretty darn quick" -- hey, it's a family 
  blog -- is some time in the next couple of weeks. 
Seriously, though, we need more names like Hyper-V for Microsoft products. 
  What do you suggest? What should we call Windows Server or SQL Server to make 
  them sound a little more hip? Send me your suggestions at [email protected].
 
	
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