An Almost Patch-Free Patch Tuesday
    Last week, a computer luminary (let's call him Mark Shavlik) asked me over a 
  lunch of chowder and butterfish (we live well here at 
Redmond magazine) 
  what was going on with security. I dabbed the cream and clam juice from my beard, 
  which gave me time to think (I was stalling). 
I know security is the biggest issue but, like with the 9/11 attackers, we 
  just aren't afraid anymore. On the Microsoft side, the older products are becoming 
  legacy and have been patched so many times they look like a Three Stooges car 
  tire. The newer products, so far as I can see, are more secure out of the box. 
This is all a good thing. Hackers are like violent political/religious extremists: 
  They do it for the power and publicity -- kinda like Paris Hilton! Let's not 
  be afraid of any of them. When a virus circulates, block it, delete it and go 
  on with your life. When extremists release a video tape, how about we keep it 
  off the 7 o'clock news -- they aren't important enough. And let's never ever 
  again call them "terrorists," as this gives them power they don't 
  deserve. And the next time Paris crashes her car into a West Hollywood sushi 
  bar in a mini-dress, let's use those cameras for real news, shall we?
I've clearly lost my train of thought here, so let's get back to the patch 
  news. Tomorrow, Redmond will set 
  forth a mere two patches, one for XP and the other for Windows Server spoofing 
  attacks. You might even get away with sleeping late this Tuesday.
Is security less or more of a problem today? Let us know by writing me at [email protected].
 
	
Posted by Doug Barney on November 12, 2007